One day I was camping with my good friend Government of Finland. And then, suddenly, a bear suddenly comes out and growls.
I started running.
Finland's government “What are you doing? You are crippled limp. You can’t outrun a bear! For God's sake, Play dead, like I do! Or fight against it. Fight it for me, because I a busy playing dead and everything.”
I replied, “I might run slowly and poorly, but I don't have to outrun bear. I still run better than you. And that is enough.”
The moral of the story ; If bear eat Government of Finland, I am already in Sweden.